'Your Adoring Audience Is Clamoring For More Heavy-Handed Sarcastic Wit And Cynicism.'

Sorry audience, there’s a limit to how many thoughts I can express in Word Press form.

Now that I’m blogging professionally, writing any extra posts seems like a busman’s holiday. If you don’t know what a busman’s holiday is, I’ve included a link with more information right here. How’s that for heavy-handed sarcastic wit?

And here’s a cultural recommendation:

If you’re within 20 miles of a book store, I’d recommend going out and buying Junot Diaz’s