These Times Demand a Brawl

I don’t know if you’ve heard, but these times demand the Times. See, it’s clever: These posts demand the Post doesn’t work as well.

But I can’t help thinking that the advertising agents at the Times are either trying to create rivalries amongst its reporters or are socially retarded. Don’t you think that Adam Nagourney was pissed that Linda Greenhouse got a shout out in the campaign over him, and that Jon Parales realizes he was snubbed? I mean, I love Kelefa Sanneh and A.O. Scott as much as the next guy, I’m just saying, These Times Demand the Times isn’t a campaign for office morale.

In good news in my life news: It’s a small world wide web. I responded to a Craigslist ad for an apartment and the renter was my friend Nicola. Come October 1, I’ll have an apartment and a roommate I like. Insert the proper emoticon here.