Is New York Overcompensating for Something?

New York City has been giving out free subway-themed condoms since February. Protecting against STDs and unwanted pregnancy is great and everything, but let’s keep it real: this whole thing is a PR stunt. With a few million prophylactics, the city government is saying to the world, “Come to New York. We have sex here.” Apparently that has more appeal than a 24-hour subway system.

Maybe if these had come out earlier, we would have gotten the Olympics.